I believe the appropriate metaphor here
involves a RIVER of excrement...
The Big Bang Theory Season 2, Episode 8
We should have come
to the Red Fork River by now.
Game of Thrones Season 3, Episode 2
When I was seven, I saw a servant girl...
bathing in the RIVER.
Game of Thrones Season 1, Episode 6
This one is of a woman
giving birth in a RIVER.
The Big Bang Theory Season 9, Episode 20
Jaime smashed the RIVER lords
at the Golden Tooth,
Game of Thrones Season 1, Episode 8